Oh, The Places You'll Go

Emergency


In Which Casey is Pompous and Danny is Right

"But it's an emergency!"

"It probably isn't."

"Casey!"

"Danny, here is a list of what doesn't constitute an emergency: writer's block lasting for less than seven days, losing your I Heart Hillary button, missing the first five minutes of the Super Bowl pre-game, forgetting the name of your cat that disappeared when you were ten, Anthony's ceasing to stock your favorite flavoured vodka, your inability to find a sharpened pencil to fill in your sudoku book, the fact that Jeremy once, by a complete fluke, beat you at arm-wrestling."

"But..."

"It's not an emergency."

"Lisa's here."

"Ah. Fuck. Dial 911."


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